I thought this was a really large dog for a second, but then the realization hit me.
LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU BY THE WRITERS IN THE HISTORY OF SHIPPING.
do you really want to go there
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
As you all know Pokémon Smash aired today and they finally revealed the second Eeveelution for this generation! This one is called Lumineon which is a bastardization of the word “aluminium” which is what comprises most of its body. Just like with Karateon we’re unsure of what its type is, but for now our guess is that it’s a Light type. Whatever it is it definitely looks neat!

The silhouette revealed yesterday has finally been uncovered! Junichi Masuda himself sent us this email that contained an attachment with the image above and also all the stats for this wonderful new Eeveelution! Its name is Floreon and it is a new Grass-type Eeveelution! Its stats are 70 HP / 115 Atk / 135 Def / 65 SpA / 70 SpD / 100 Spe, it has the primary ability Magic Guard and the hidden ability Chlorophyll, and some notable moves it uses are Leaf Blade, Swords Dance, X-Scissor, Earthquake, Rock Slide, Superpower, and Blaze Kick! We’re delighted to have received so much information about this new Pokémon after having heard basically nothing about Karateon and Lumineon, so hopefully this means Junichi will be emailing us again in the future about all new Pokémon! It’s truly an exciting day and we’re so glad to finally see a beautiful Grass-type Eeveelution!

In a shock announcement today’s Pokémon Smash revealed a fourth new Eeveelution to go alongside Karateon, Lumineon, and Floreon. This one is apparently called Pebbleon and the type wasn’t named, but we’re guessing now that it is a Ground-type Pokémon! This is truly unexpected news! The official site has also updated and has provided the official Sugimori artwork! Enjoy!
what the actual fuck is that
As though I didn’t answer that question in the initial paragraph. I know reading comprehension is difficult for some people but I believe in you.







